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Funny Images from Around the Net — THE MOST Awkward Family Portraits


You thought these horrendous portrait posts were over! Well, "you thought wrong, dude." I would include a family portrait of mine own, but I don't have any digital copies. But I think the one where we tried to imitate the Bill Cosby Show intro—the one where all the kids do jazz hands—would definitely have made this list.

HONORABLE MENTION: 

The Spooning-in-a-Tree Family Portrait

The Non-Photogenic Family Portrait

3RD PLACE:

SECOND PLACE:
The I'll-Wear-What-I-Wanna-Wear Family Portrait

1ST PLACE:
The Stuffed-Animal Family Portrait. Paging Dr. Leo Marvin!
GRAND PRIZE:
YES, THIS IS AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS REAL FAMILY PORTRAIT TAKEN FROM A CHRISTMAS CARD!
*Congratulations if you caught that movie reference -- Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen, Back to the Future III.
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  1. Julie TTue May 19, 10:06:00 AM MDT

    Oh, those were winners all right! I liked that I'll wear what I wanna wear one a lot; and the stuffed animals was funny too!

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  2. NoelleTue May 19, 02:00:00 PM MDT

    Mom's right, the "wear what I wanna wear" was a classic. I have a family member who was once just excluded from the family portrait because of his attitude. That picture still hangs on the wall of their home.

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