Tuesdays with Muerte

Here are some GIFs of pranks to get you motivated for April Fools Day. Warning : Most of these are pretty mean. But I think two of them are funny. Classic Dandy-lyn' Prank Headless drivethru. The Return of the Hamburglar. Snip, snip. Prank combo. (R.I.P. glasses) The Long Con. The Reach Around. Trash. "Hey, try to jump over me." "Hey, how strong are you?" "Hey, it's not your turn!" "Hey, hold this." K.O. Hunting initiation hazing. How to make cars stop in the middle of a highway. New school rule: no masks  Could you resist this fun social experiment? "Kick this basketball into my crotch, it'll be hilarious!" The mirror makes it better. When the Banana-Gift prank backfires. I don't control life, but I can control how to react to it. — Macklemore, Musician

Law #4 of Power: Always Say Less Than Necessary.  "When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinx-like. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.”  ― Robert Greene, The 48 Laws of Power When you know. Don't blink. Boxing referee Steve Willis really loves his job. Bros before credit card debt. BYU Cougars, December 2015 Meditative. Don't mess. What's your price? Concert dad. BYU PDA. YesYesYesYesYesNo. The only acting lesson I'll ever need. #hollaback Forever Alone. "Let me love you!" Kodoma from  Princess Mononoke IRL. Ineffectual security guard. #Irma When you like the smell of imported cigarettes.  ...

How President Trump Views Himself #'Merica 3D Food Printing #StarTrek 100% Mechanical Watch #Cool Megaman is tough. She's obviously read Peter Pan Ain't sayin' she's a gold digger. "WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS!!!" After using wet wipes for the first time. All the belts in a half second. Anakin vs Albert Archery dad has always wanted to try this out. Apology Level: Asian Husband Asian Breakdance Photocopier "So why'd you become an athletic trainer?" When I read an extremely compelling article abstract. Baby doesn't like kisses. Apparently, neither does she. Will we ever learn what pervy Vern was trying to communicate here? Backflip Photo Sequence. If a picture = 1000 words, GIFs typically ≥ 100,000 words. Essentially, each one of these GIFs communicates the same amount as (or more than) Harper Lee's To Kill A mockingbird ( 99,121 words ).