Tuesdays with Muerte

Here's a funny video demonstrating a key difference between humans and computers —humans find it challenging to not immediately create connections and leap to conclusions.  Humans Computers Computers on the other hand are not programmed to impatiently misinterpret incoming data. I asked ChatGPT the same question and it spits out this response:

"Please notice me!" "Her eyes were beautifully gift-wrapped; long black lashes of velvet ribbon—and everytime she opened them, it felt like Christmas." —Michael Faudet Finding out someone likes you. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.” ― Alfred Tennyson When you crush so hard, you do really dumb (but creative) things. “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” ― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream I 'Like' Like you! “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones When you've been waiting for him to make the first move. “Fortune sides with him who dares.” ― Virgil Valentine's Day after just returning ho...

I just read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. And I confess, I am still not the greatest at interpreting the intended meaning behind women's words. Here is a brief list of things I've picked up on so far: Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.” Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! Loud Sigh : This is actually a not word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the...

I just found out that Terry Tate is a fictional character ! He never played for the NFL at all! Tate's real name is Lester Speight . He played a stint of division 1 college football in the 80's, but then turned Pro Wrestler, and then turned actor . His work is featured in famous movies, TV shows, and even video games. Regardless of him being a fictional character, he is still one of my favorite football players of all time. Here is a clip (edited for language) of his debut appearance at Filtcher & Sons, Inc. (There were 9 clips made in total.)

This, my friends, is why we all need to refresh on vocabulary words every once in a while. ( FREERICE.COM ) . ---------------- Listening to: Rascal Flatts - These Days

This...is awesome! Sorry to those who don't get to benefit from the action-music that accompanies this video.

Warning: Too Much Testosterone for Most Viewers See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor . (May be watched without volume.) Not what you expected, was it?

This is the most painful and humiliating story I've ever heard and had to share. Chattn' it up with the 22.3 lb. "personal computer" while she's rockn' the 70's tape recorder. He got stuck. They had to flush him out. So sad! I have only met ONE girl in my entire life that has claimed to enjoy Temple of Doom. Yes, these are all VHS videos. Once you start collecting, it's hard to stop. One of the coolest sand creations I've ever seen! Baby Sloth loves Superman. Excellent photoshopping skills! Fun fact: Lucas actually based his concept of stormtroopers on the Nazis. More photoshop fun! This piece of art depicts the epic conflict between local gangs and law enforcement. The average adult manatee is about three meters (9.8 feet) long and weighs between 362-544 kilograms (800-1,200 pounds). 110 Manatees have been killed in FL (year to date). Only 18 of those deaths have been natural causes. I had a nightmare about THIS picture last night. I lost two te...