Tuesdays with Muerte

Kickstarter - A New Stretch Goal from Ministry of Supply on Vimeo . I want to pledge $150 for an Apollo shirt and two base layers; one temperature regulating, the other not. My size is: Slim cut Neck — 15 /1/2 Sleeve — 34/35

This face comes out when strangers call me things like: Bro Bud Buddy Guy Big Guy (My) Friend Cuz Bucko Pal Sport Tiger Skippy Champ Scooter Ace Hoss Boss Kiddo Junior Partner Sparky Cowboy Hefe Amigo Slick Stud I guess it would be acceptable for someone like Clint Eastwood (or the modern day equivalent) to refer to me as  Big Guy . But even then, I'd probably be thinking in the back of my mind, "Huh. Didn't even ask my name. Clint Eastwood is too busy or self-important to make any new meaningful relationships." I'm not too difficult to please; just tack on an iota of creativity, and I'll appreciate the effort.  Make something up that makes fun of my clothes or stature or the current situation we are in. I will cheerfully respond to nicknames like: Your Handsomeness, Toothpick, Comrade Schlotskins, Muerte, Peachfuzz, Wheels, Fatso, Chief, Buzz, The Great Bertón, Lone Pine, Monsignor, Charlemagne, Sexy Pants, Brodisahtvah...

People who know me (especially women who want to set me up on dates) have asked me what I look for in a potential spouse. So I thought I'd save future  inquisitrixes  the trouble of asking and just post a list.  (NOTE: This is not a list of qualities I require of my future spouse.   I'm not sure I'd require  anything of a spouse.  But if I did, I'd lean towards this cutsie quote I heard my MTC director, Richard Heaton, who said: choose a woman who, if you die, will get your kids back to heaven.) Top 20 Traits: Shared eternal goals (stipulation: they can't just say, "me too" ) Attractive and well-kept (but not too well —you know, cleans up nicely but feels comfortable rockin' the ponytail) Affectionate (Flirtatious with me) Goal-driven Playfully confident personality Independent (Doesn't exclusively rely on others for amusement) Optimitstic (Looks for the good) Hard worker / Diligent Consumate learner (Never "arrives"...