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My #1 Pet Peeve: Substitute Names

This face comes out when strangers call me things like:

  • Bro
  • Bud
  • Buddy
  • Guy
  • Big Guy
  • (My) Friend
  • Cuz
  • Bucko
  • Pal
  • Sport
  • Tiger
  • Skippy
  • Champ
  • Scooter
  • Ace
  • Hoss
  • Boss
  • Kiddo
  • Junior
  • Partner
  • Sparky
  • Cowboy
  • Hefe
  • Amigo
  • Slick
  • Stud


I guess it would be acceptable for someone like Clint Eastwood (or the modern day equivalent) to refer to me as Big Guy. But even then, I'd probably be thinking in the back of my mind, "Huh. Didn't even ask my name. Clint Eastwood is too busy or self-important to make any new meaningful relationships."

I'm not too difficult to please; just tack on an iota of creativity, and I'll appreciate the effort.  Make something up that makes fun of my clothes or stature or the current situation we are in. I will cheerfully respond to nicknames like: Your Handsomeness, Toothpick, Comrade Schlotskins, Muerte, Peachfuzz, Wheels, Fatso, Chief, Buzz, The Great Bertón, Lone Pine, Monsignor, Charlemagne, Sexy Pants, Brodisahtvah, Brohammed, or General Stieg.

Feel free to add to the list of irksome names that bother you in the comments below.
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  1. Bryan TannerTue Jul 03, 08:45:00 AM MDT

    Remember, I only get frustrated when strangers use names on this list. Close friends can call me anything they want.

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