Tuesdays with Muerte

Here are some GIFs of pranks to get you motivated for April Fools Day. Warning : Most of these are pretty mean. But I think two of them are funny. Classic Dandy-lyn' Prank Headless drivethru. The Return of the Hamburglar. Snip, snip. Prank combo. (R.I.P. glasses) The Long Con. The Reach Around. Trash. "Hey, try to jump over me." "Hey, how strong are you?" "Hey, it's not your turn!" "Hey, hold this." K.O. Hunting initiation hazing. How to make cars stop in the middle of a highway. New school rule: no masks  Could you resist this fun social experiment? "Kick this basketball into my crotch, it'll be hilarious!" The mirror makes it better. When the Banana-Gift prank backfires. I don't control life, but I can control how to react to it. — Macklemore, Musician

Tired of being in a bad mood? I've got the perfect fix for you. I dare you to not smile throughout this entire YouTube playlist of kids being adorable. (I'm telling you now, you won't be able to do it.)  My Guaranteed to Cheer You Up  playlist works for me every time. I typically break after the first one. All challengers welcome.

"Please notice me!" "Her eyes were beautifully gift-wrapped; long black lashes of velvet ribbon—and everytime she opened them, it felt like Christmas." —Michael Faudet Finding out someone likes you. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.” ― Alfred Tennyson When you crush so hard, you do really dumb (but creative) things. “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” ― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream I 'Like' Like you! “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones When you've been waiting for him to make the first move. “Fortune sides with him who dares.” ― Virgil Valentine's Day after just returning ho...

Bryan's Top 10 GIFs of the Week (Feb 9, 2013) 2013 — Year of the Snake Sweet.  Then sour. Best way to extract teeth. Period. WWF is REAL! When I see two people kissing in public. This is called, "owning the playground." Data—"YES!" Amish Drifting Oops. Wrong church. Awkward... Blond and her cat, having fun at the beach

Wikipedia I'm taking a film making class for Instructional Designers this semester.  One of our assignments is to create a video that teaches something.  I was considering instructing the viewer on the steps of how to orchestrate a prank.  I've collected a couple of winners here: Kissing Booth Stand-in  (the 2nd part probably wouldn't work though.) Replace the gay guy, with a less-attractive woman.  See how much money it will take for the guy to submit. Booth in the WILK Footsie Study  (CPR Recertification) This one would work perfectly in a side room in the WILK! Police Celebrate 100,000 Tickets Campus police really are close to this, I'm sure. Showdown in the Park This one wouldn't really work on campus, but the cinematography and drama were too good to pass up. Sign up to Serve a 2nd Mission, NOW! This would work for returned missionaries of either gender. Sign up today and get a lifetime supply of free ties or nylon...

Pope is a good friend of mine; he's my best friend at work. We eat lunch together regularly in the company cafeteria to discuss work-related stuff and check in with one another generally. It's wonderful having someone with whom I can be completely open with.  However, I'm afraid it was that same closeness that caused the following debacle... One week, Pope was suffering some weird respiratory symptoms—labored breathing followed by wheezing (like a subtle Darth Vader).  After a day or two of this, we both got used to Pope's condition. After lunch one day later in the week, Pope invited me up to his office to look at some of his work.  We hoped into one of the six elevators along with a lovely senior missionary couple. Between floors three and four I very innocently asked Pope about his raspy breathing (not giving thought to our fellow passengers).  " How's that respiratory disease? " I inquired.  The poor missionary couple was petrified. ...

This one's for Jason.  This one's for Jason too. Bam. Thought this meme was dead.  This one brought it back for me. WANT to try. Faith vs. Works… Happy Black History Month. Mom. Like him better with fur. Was this made by a guy or girl?  I think guy for two reasons… I really do wonder when Celiac disease first came about?