Tuesdays with Muerte

Olympic Beam Prowess This is what I image when I hear, "Nailed it!" Woody IRL You can make him drive in reverse with your mind (visual illusion). My 2013 New Year resolution The Ultimate Power Pose I don't like the way that bread is looking at me. Epic WAITING shot from Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon! Getting your love interest's attention Tiltshift cityscape “Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days.” ― Zig Ziglar

I participated in a weird phenomenon today.  I was walking through the snow, on my way to class.  Ahead of me, walked a big girl—probably a freshman or sophomore.  Since I couldn't get a good look at her face, I based my guess on the fact that she was picking handfuls of snow off of the evergreen bushes, crushing them in her large hands, and slinging them aimlessly into other piles of snow. I gradually lessened the distance between us.  (I should also mention that I have a habit of walking almost silently.  It's a consequence of years of ballroom dance and subconsciously wanting to be a ninja.) She hovered near the inside of the sidewalk where the snow was good for the getting, so I began to pass her on the street side.  With any luck, I would be able to pass her by completely unobserved.  Just as I was about to turn to cross the street and into oblivion, she turned into me. This is where the strange part happened: " I'll BeYourFriend!!?! Oh, sorry...