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Heather - Pregnancy Instructions



I have outlined a few guidelines that will help you make it through the final months of your pregnancy:

1. NO Reverse Dives with Twists.


2. NO "Excessive Drinking"


3. NO Revealing Too Much about the Pregnancy


4. Absolutely, Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES, should you go Breakdancing.


5. NO Loud Noises



Bonus:


In the immortal words of Ignacio, the Legendary Luchador from Nacho Libre, "Mucho-take-it-easy!"



Comments

  1. NoelleFri Jan 30, 02:58:00 PM MST

    Those were funny :) I especially liked the diaper change and the massage. :)

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  2. evieperkinsMon Feb 02, 01:10:00 PM MST

    My friend has the book from which most of those illustrations were taken. It also had a spinner to decide whose turn it was to get up in the middle of the night. :)

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  3. HeatherMon Feb 02, 06:05:00 PM MST

    Thanks so much for your concern for me in these final months. I'll definitely heed the advice on break dancing and back dives, I liked Clearing Baby's Nose and Putting Baby to Bed. These were really funny!

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  4. Julie TTue Feb 03, 07:07:00 PM MST

    Hilarious and so thoughtful of you, Bryan! I'm sure Heather will be much better off for having digested them! :)

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