"I Do Not Want to Go to a Heaven That Doesn't Have [BLANK]..."

"I do not want to go to a heaven that doesn't have _______."

When this common phrase is pulled out in Fast and Testimony meetings and in Relief Society gatherings, it's kind of a show-stopper. The listeners know the speaker means business regarding that specific topic.

I decided to conduct an informal survey this afternoon in my singles ward. When asked to fill in the blank: "Heaven isn't a place that I would like to live unless it had ___________," I got some typical responses.

Of the 25 people (ages 18+) surveyed, their top five responses were:

1. My family

2. Chocolate

3. Football

4. Sinners*

5. God

*I'm not sure what the first smart-alec to say "sinner" was thinking, but surprisingly, he was NOT the only one. (See Doctrine and Covenants 1:31)

Five kids, under the age of 5, were also surveyed. Their answers are as follows:

1. Princesses

2 .Yo Gabba Gabba

3. Puppies

4. Sunshine

5. Unicorns

(Funny how our wants and needs change over time.)

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