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911 Call: Bomb in Testicle


As you listen to this clip, I want you to imagine which drug or drugs this woman is on. Leave your guesses in the comments.

Remember these hints:

-Set in Ontario,Canada.
-From the "I'm not being arrogant" comment, it is assumed she has had a confrontation with the law before.
-Son, possibly, came home from military service or ROTC.
-Knows the word "Cobalt."



Quote:

Operator: 911.
Woman: I’m looking for an Officer Loco please. What’s the name of your troops down there please? I’m not being arrogant I’m calling from Ontario.
Operator: What are you trying to find out?
Woman: It’s not the RCMT it’s…I have a very important call to make because I just realized that my own son could be carrying a cobalt bomb in his testicles.
Operator: Who are you needing to contact ma’am?
Woman: Pardon?
Operator: Who are you needing to contact ma’am?
Woman: Uh, your head office, the head of police.
Operator: This is it ma’am.
Woman: Yeah! Okay, thank you. He just came back to Canada in July. And I believe he’s carrying a cobalt bomb in his left testicle and the stupid police don’t know nothing. They won’t even arrest him and he could blow the planet so sky high it could mean…he has a testicle that’s blowing up and it keeps moving around. But I believe he’s…uh…holding dangerous weapons inside his own body. Okay. Not his rectum, his testicle.
Operator: O.K. Thank you for calling.

What is your vote?

a. Alchohol
b. Vallum (or other depressant)
c. Marijuana
d. Other drug/s
e. Just plain crazy

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  1. Julie TSat Sep 26, 03:01:00 PM MDT

    Just plain crazy! She's watched too many TV shows and she has some psychosis!

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  2. AlexTue Oct 20, 10:46:00 PM MDT

    Thanks for posting one of our clips
    Alex from http://entertonement.com

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