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Helping Stef Look for Scott's Glasses Almost Got Me Arrested, Again

Long story short, Stef misplaced Scott's $500 glasses. Stef also needed to take the garbage out before cleaning checks in the morning. I volunteered to get my hands dirty and carefully sift through each garbage bag, piece by piece, as I poured them into the complex's dumpster at 2:10am this morning.

I had Stef's headlamp on so that I could see in the dark. Out of the blue a girl walks up to the dumpster with her own trash. I was too tired to react with any emotion. All I could manage to say was, "Hi. Would you mind throwing yours towards the back for me?" Looking at her heavy bags, I realized how rude that sounded so I helped her by throwing them in for her.

"Goodnight" I said, and went back to sifting. It was then, as she was just walking out of sight, that I realized she walking pretty fast toward her apartment and I looked like some creepy pervert at an all girls apartment complex dumpster--I've probably got less than 5 before a police patrol car shows up.

I said goodnight to Stef and texted her when I arrived back at Carriage Cove, police-free. Thank Heavens! That makes two close calls in one week!

(I bet that girl I met will never go to the trash bin alone ever again.)

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  1. Stefanie ElyseSat Jun 20, 06:37:00 AM MDT

    Wow Bryan. The things you do for me. THANK YOU :) ps to everyone: I found the glasses!

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  2. Julie TSat Jun 20, 10:25:00 AM MDT

    It was that professional looking headlamp that cinched it! One of these days you are going to get marched down to the station for questioning! Thanks for being a big hero and not questioning Stef in her (late/early??) hour of need!

    Just tell me, when you were there, the glasses were NOT on the desk, correct? Do you think a pranky roommate stuck them there later, after she'd had her fun? Or was it divine intervention?

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  3. ShawnaSun Jun 21, 09:47:00 PM MDT

    I'm so glad to get the real scoop for you! I noticed there was no mention of this episode on Stef's blog!

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  4. NoelleThu Jun 25, 01:29:00 PM MDT

    Wow.....great story. I'm glad you didn't get arrested but BIG props for helping during a time of need. you are the best brother ever!

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