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1. LUCHA KEYS™ – Now you will know with 100% certainty which is your house key!

2. After my latest ENERGY FOOD discovery, I'm seriously contemplating getting myself one of these bad boys – Taco Yummy pocket Bag/purse

3. I didn't take the time to look through all my dream updates, but I can still remember recording one where I attended a college religion class on the Book of Mormon conducted by James Earl Jones. I distinctly recall having my testimony of that book strengthened when Jones paused during his lesson and dramatically boomed, "YOU MUST TAKE THE TIME TO FEEL THE WORDS IN THE BOOK OF MORMON" (in his unique tone of voice and emphasizing certain consonants). I wonder if his reading of the Holy Bible would affect me as strongly as he did in my dream.

4. If this hoodie were $20 less, I would buy it fo' sho'! "I'm BATMAN!"

5. I'm pretty sure they don't sell these bad-boys any longer, but back in the 1930's they were all the rage! It's the Glove That Ends Thumb-Sucking! Honestly, the glove looks more like a chainsaw to me. . .

6. Genius! Say you are hosting a party of mixed company and you want to ensure that you provide an environment that facilitates positive first impressions. Be sure to offer meals on these Smile Plates :)

7. It is a popular college trend to put up old vinyl record covers to decorate one's apartment. Here is a more chic solution: CD Wall Tiles!

8. This one is primarily for my roommate, Jonno, who served his mission in Mongolia – Ghengis Khan Is My Homeboy T-Shirt

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Listening to: Especially For Youth 1999 - Whatever It Takes

Comments

  1. HeatherSun Mar 15, 01:25:00 PM MDT

    Shannon just threw away her paci today and I'm a bit worried she'll turn to thumb-sucking. So we may need a number five in not too long.

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  2. JonnoMon Mar 16, 11:28:00 PM MDT

    Wow, I must have that shirt!

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