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Effects of Medication After Surgery

My Dad After Surgery

After dad had a kidney stone surgically removed, he was pretty badly doped up. To test his own state of mind in the recovery room he asked the family this simple question:

"Zhabungawalezapod?"

"What honey?" asked mom with a smile.

"Isabunjawhalesapod?" dad insisted.

"I don't understand Gordon, what are you saying?"

A little more lucidly, "Isabunchofwhalesapod?"

Finally someone in the crowd pickup what he was laying down (smoother than a rapper from South Central): "oh, he's asking, 'Is a bunch of whales, a pod?'"

"Yes, Gordon. Very good."

David Goes To The Dentist

My favorite line is, "Is this real life?" I empathize with that poor guy. I'm sure some of you do too. Please share your funny "drugged" stories in the comments.




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  1. NoelleFri Feb 06, 07:10:00 AM MST

    That is one funny story. Thanks for documenting it. I am glad to have one of my own now. When I was coming off anesthesia and they were wheeling me into my recovery room, I was pleased as punch to tell my orderly, "I'm skipping work today!"

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  2. HeatherMon Feb 09, 10:57:00 AM MST

    I love that he had to verify that his mind was still intact. Like While You Were Sleeping rattled off his eighth grade locker combo to prove he didn't have amnesia. I don't have any good drugged stories, sorry.

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