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Funny Links and Pics from Around the Net (October 17, 2008)

 LINKS 1. 10 Most Healthy Foods For You . 2. 25 Weirdest Things Eaten By A Human . 3. Save 100+ Hours Over a Lifetime. Fold Clothes Like An Engineer . (Video) 4. Thoughts on Obama's Tax Cut Fallacy . PICS AAAAAAAAHHHH! Angry Cupid! This poor guy is done for... NO ONE walks away after receiving a beating from a Greek God. "Not Enough Time to Buy a Stamp!" --The cool, new saying for being short on time. (Maybe the slang for this new saying can be, "$0.05 for your troubles." That's part is my favorite part of the picture below.) WARNING: GRUESOME PHYSICAL ABUSE! This psychopathic hawk strips the seagull's neck down to the bone like an ear of corn! Look at him...He looks so used and alone. ...He's gonna need a ton of therapy. Election Ruiner: Palin's either going to take a big hit in the polls or, what's more probable, she'll gain even more support for having kids The People can relate to. Panda Lovn...

All About Me: First Impression Responses

i am... listening to Paul and Storm's, " Your Love Is " i think... I have the only apartment in Provo where each of the four roommates diligently do their dishes. i know... I've got to get a job, soon. i want... to thanks Noelle for finding me such a great deal on an airline ticket. i have... to buy some new seasonally appropriate clothing. i dislike... pigs' feet. i miss... Chen. i fear... Brown Recluse Spiders i am preparing... to make a paper mache spider for a Halloween decoration. i feel... good when I accomplish things. i hear... Worst Week is the new best SitCom. i smell... Fall. i crave... protein. i cry... sometimes when I watch touching moments during a TV drama. i usually... eat toast with the strawberry freezer jam that Char gave me. i enjoy... playing tennis with Garrin Wood and Brent Clawson. i search... for .mp3s on a battery of blogs. i wonder... which love languages everyone in the family speaks. i regret... selling my really nic...

Worst Love Song of All Time

Paul and Storm - Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor) Found at bee mp3 search engine My love is a butterfly Floating sweetly through a summer field Spreading beauty and love under the midday sun And your love is an entomologist Chasing me down, ensnaring me in your net And taking me home, jabbing a pin through my guts And mounting me on your wall A pin Your love is a pin through my guts My love is a sailing ship Seeking out a friendly shore To cast out my anchor, happily never sail no more And your love is the ocean that drowns me Leaving my bones to be picked at by crabs And bringing settlers to the New World with smallpox and influenza And wiping out the indigenous population Smallpox Your love is smallpox You are a giant redwood falling on a family of deer You are a soaring eagle landing in a minefield You are river rising over the downtown levees You are Christmas in Iran My love is a tiny puppy Knowing only joy and trust Greeting each new day like a miraculous gift And y...

Funny Pics from Around the Net (October 14, 2008)

---------------- Listening to: BYU Singers - I Know That My Redeemer Lives

A Final Declaration of Indepedence

"The mission of our family is to be an eternal family by building loving, uplifting relationships with each other..." —First line of The Tanner Family Mission Statement Loving, uplifting relationships don't keep a score of wrongdoings. Yeah, I said it! Love doesn't bring up past failures. No one is perfect. In families we do not always do the best, or right, thing. And we cannot erase the past. We can only confess it and agree that it was wrong. We can ask for forgiveness and try to act differently in the future. Having confessed my failure and asked forgiveness, I can do nothing more to mitigate the hurt it may have caused another member of my family. If I were wronged by a family member and she has painfully confessed it and requested forgiveness, I have two options: justice or mercy (forgiveness). If I choose justice and seek to pay her back for her wrongdoing, I am making myself the judge and her, the felon. At which point, truely loving relationship...