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Worst Love Song of All Time

Paul and Storm - Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)
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My love is a butterfly
Floating sweetly through a summer field
Spreading beauty and love under the midday sun
And your love is an entomologist
Chasing me down, ensnaring me in your net
And taking me home, jabbing a pin through my guts
And mounting me on your wall
A pin
Your love is a pin through my guts

My love is a sailing ship
Seeking out a friendly shore
To cast out my anchor, happily never sail no more
And your love is the ocean that drowns me
Leaving my bones to be picked at by crabs
And bringing settlers to the New World with smallpox and influenza
And wiping out the indigenous population
Smallpox
Your love is smallpox

You are a giant redwood falling on a family of deer
You are a soaring eagle landing in a minefield
You are river rising over the downtown levees
You are Christmas in Iran

My love is a tiny puppy
Knowing only joy and trust
Greeting each new day like a miraculous gift
And your love is an underground dog-fighting ring
Catching me and keeping me in a cage
On the brink of starvation
Torturing me daily until all I that know is hate and rage
And death holds no meaning for me
Just like Christopher Walken in the end of The Deer Hunter
Christopher Walken
Your love is Christopher Walken

Comments

  1. NoelleWed Oct 15, 06:09:00 AM MDT

    That is awful. Is that a joke song?

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  2. HeatherWed Oct 15, 10:14:00 AM MDT

    It'd better be a joke song. Atrocious!

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  3. Julie TTue Oct 21, 07:39:00 PM MDT

    OKay- the guy was on coke of one kind or another. I'd like to see his picture. He probably wrote this on a dare or something!

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  4. RandallFri Feb 06, 03:29:00 PM MST

    i see a trend in the verses:

    first he explains the pure, innocent thoughts that reside behind his actions. Second, she comes in and destroys him in one way or another. Then she tries to repeat his actions and everything goes down the toilet...

    Nice love song!

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