Happy Nov 5th! Remember?! Guy Fawkes Day!

Who was Guido Fawkes? I asked a few random people today, just like Jay Leno does, and some of their answers were pretty, darn funny:

"Guy Fox? He's that one guy with the microphone on Sesame Street."

"Is he the president of Channel 13?"

but the best and most accurate response I got was "I don't know."

Hint: "Remember, Remember the 5th of November."

They also made a movie about him!

Remember, remember, the 5th of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot ;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
'Twas his intent.
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below.
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God's providence he was catch'd,
With a dark lantern and burning match

Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!

Hip hip Hoorah !
Hip hip Hoorah !

A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope,
A farthing cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down,
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar,'
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head,
Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.

Please enlarge this picture and read the movie quote. It is the best bit of alliteration I have ever read.

Click here to find out more fascinating details about this mystery man.

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