Evil Spirits (Mark 9:18-27)

“What starts out as my brother freaking out over a game [losing his World of Warcraft account] turns into the most hilariously, disturbing thing I have ever seen.” — Wafflepwn

Things to look for during the video:

Excellent Velociraptor impression
He magically disrobes underneath the blanket.
I'm not quite sure what role his TV remote plays in the theatrics.
This video is perfectly described in Mark 9:18-27, copied below.
He has a giant Lighthouse "Nightlight".
Note that it was his brother's voice that, sort of, snapped him out of it.

WARNING: This video is seriously disturbing and will result in spiritual desensitization. However, sometimes, these images must be watched for educational purposes...

Mark 9:18-27

18 And wheresoever he taketh him, he teareth him: and he foameth, and gnasheth with his teeth, and pineth away:
20 And they brought him unto him: and when he saw him, straightway the spirit tare him; and he fell on the ground, and wallowed foaming.
21 And he asked his father, How long is it ago since this [World of Warcraft] came unto him? And he said, Of a child.
22 And ofttimes it hath cast him into the fire, and into the waters, to destroy him: but if thou canst do any thing, have compassion on us, and help us.
23 Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe [that you can raise him without WOW], all things are possible to him that believeth.
24 And straightway the father of the child cried out, and said with tears, Lord, I believe; help thou mine unbelief.
25 When Jesus saw that the people came running together, he rebuked the foul spirit [Canceled his WOW account membership], saying unto him, Thou dumb and deaf spirit, I charge thee, come out of him, and enter no more into him.
26 And the spirit cried, and rent him sore, and came out of him: and he was as one dead; insomuch that many said, He is dead.
27 But Jesus took him by the hand, and lifted him up; and he arose.

MORAL

Responsible parents don't let their children play WOW. ;)

p.s. Silver lining: your loved one's anger-management issues probably don't seem as bad now.

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