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Muscle-Bound Men and Women

Which gender of body-builders intimidate you more: Muscle Men or Women?
Let's see some examples from each gender:

Muscle Men

1. One of us does not belong...
2. Roids much?
3. Japanese Hans and Fronz
4. These dudes are 2 Legit 2 Quit!
5. Mmmmmm, sandwiches!
6. School photo. Guess which guy experimented with las drogas :)

Muscle Women

1. "Thanks to the past 3 years at the gym, Earl will never hurt me again." (Poor woman.)
2. You worst nightmare! Possibly shopped?
3. This one's got to be shopped.
Note: Womens' breasts are composed of fat, not muscle.
Many women bodybuilders have fakies implanted.
4. Click to ENLARGE at your own peril.
5. To view the source for this picture, just look at the dictionary under, "Thunder Thighs!"
6. Yeah. I work out.

7. I'd like to introduce you to my two good friends, "Imana" and "DOMINATE YOU INTO SUBMISSION!"

Winner

My vote is definitely female body builders!

I'd be terrified to even talk to a muscle-woman. I heard from one of my girlfriends that she didn't want to lift with me because it throws off her menstrual cycle. After that, I was officially weirded out by the idea of girls pumping iron.

I can't even say 'hi' to a muscle woman at the gym because I'm afraid she'd want to start a conversation and I'd have to listen to her masculine voice. With muscle-men, I can at least communicate with grunts and "what's up" head nods.

Friends don't let friends become muscle maniacs.  Now, the real question for you is, what would you say to a friend that started obsessing over building muscle mass for no particular reason other than thinking it's awesome to be huge.

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  1. evieperkinsWed Apr 15, 05:23:00 PM MDT

    I have to admit, I don't find large body-builders of either gender attractive in the slightest. The look like they've turned into some sort of muscle-bound barbie...if you try and straighten their arms, they'll break!

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  2. Julie TWed Apr 15, 09:29:00 PM MDT

    RAther be lonely.

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  3. HeatherThu Apr 16, 08:58:00 AM MDT

    I'd get a cat. The women were particularly disgusting.

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  4. NoelleFri Apr 17, 02:09:00 PM MDT

    all disgusting. Everything in moderation says I.

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