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How to Give a Proper High Five


The Classic High-Five: Guaranteed to connect!

For anyone who spent their formative years in peer groups flashing the Vulcan greeting or for those who are just plain uncoordinated, the high five can be an intimidating prospect. Fear not, there's a science to the 'soul-clap' —- just follow these simple steps:

The Classic


1. Always initiate. He who launches the high five owns the high five. Engage your upper-arm muscles, keep your wrist firm, and propel your hand like the meteor of awesome it is. (Maintain altitude and an open hand — this ain't no fist bump.) Your high-fivee can only surrender.

2. Don't look at the hand. That looming palm is a moving, unpredictable target. Instead, keep your eye on the elbow; that'll automatically line up your mitts.

3. Cup your palm. As you reach the high point of the arc, make your hand slightly concave to create that satisfying thunderclap.

Source: Click here to learn the Scrubs-Sexually-Aggressive-High-Five, Top-Gun-Wingman-Five and the Jump-Street-21-end-of-group-date-salute.

Awesome High Fives around the Internets:










Comments

  1. Stefanie ElyseWed Apr 22, 07:25:00 AM MDT

    Those internet high fives are funny! Do you like cats Bryan? I'm especially excited to show you one particular photo-bomber pic :) I like to do the backward high five. It's pretty awkward.

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  2. evieperkinsWed Apr 22, 07:27:00 AM MDT

    Your bear/shark high five is from a web comic called Dr. McNinja, which, if you haven't read, you should. :)

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  3. NoelleWed Apr 22, 01:42:00 PM MDT

    thanks for the instrucciones. Very informational.

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  4. HeatherThu Apr 23, 12:46:00 PM MDT

    These instructions made me think of the Beeg.

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