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My Job Search Update (November 22, 2008)

Here are some jobs I have pursued in the last 2 days. I haven't received replies from either source since I sent them emails requesting more information:

1. A Chiropractic Tech in Orem. The job description includes helping stick needles in people!

2. A Model for an upstanding academy of art: The Bridge Academy in Provo.

Here are some jobs I wouldn't enjoy

Handyman

Police force anywhere but in America

Large Animal Vertranarian


Overworked...


Seriously overworked...
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  1. Julie TSun Nov 23, 01:16:00 AM MST

    Whatever you do, it's obvious it needs to involve the computer, since that is where you seem to spend a majority of your time and know your way around! :)

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  2. Stefanie ElyseSun Nov 23, 11:31:00 PM MST

    funny stuff bry!

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  3. HeatherMon Nov 24, 06:45:00 AM MST

    I'd definitely steer clear of large animal veterinarian. Good luck with the job hunt. May you find something that is 40 hours a week and hopefully has benefits too!

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  4. NoelleWed Dec 03, 02:10:00 PM MST

    The elephant vet had me laughing for a couple of minutes. I can't think of doing something much more disgusting.

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