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I Don't Like My Roommate Hunter

This post is dedicated to my unlucky roommate Hunter whom I hardly ever do anything nice for because, to my un-Christ-like dismay, I enjoy seeing him wallow in his own suffering.

Hunter often feels overwhelmed by the many poor relationships he has endured. I imagine he might identify with the emotions and pains felt by the male bunny below; in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he could attribute girls names to each of the following pictures:








Have I ever felt this way? Probably. Definitely. Thankfully, though, enough time has past that I'm beginning to forget.

Assuredly, anyone who has loved before can empathize with this poor guy. Feel free to leave me a comment with a name or a story--go ahead and get it off you chest. They say that the pain of rocky relationships dwindles every time you share your feelings openly.

p.s. If you are married, save it for a different venue.

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  1. NoelleMon Mar 31, 07:12:00 AM MDT

    Those are morbid. I have never had my heart broken (or ripped out for that matter) but I am pretty sure some of the boys of my past may have felt similar to these fuzzy little things. (Zac Mac Daddy, Steve, possibly Bryce...)

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  2. gwtWed Apr 02, 03:10:00 AM MDT

    I had no idea you had ever felt that way...did anyone? Wish I could have been there for you!

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