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Anti-Snoring

Here are some two-bits remedies for snoring: (Be advised, some of the following may cause additional illness and even death. Consult your physician before attempting.)

-Not sleeping.
-Sleeping with a neck cast that forces your windpipe open.
-Tonsil removal (and/or any other unnecessary matter back there that could come out.)
-Adhering an athletic breath-rite strip over your nose.
-Sleep on a side other than your back.
-If you have to sleep on your back, place a pillow over your face to at least muffle the sound.
-Or my personal favorite, the remedy taken in this commercial:


Comments

  1. Julie TFri Sep 28, 07:43:00 PM MDT

    Fortunately, your father's snoring is getting better or I'm afraid I'd have to be wandering off to try out all the abandoned bedrooms in the middle of the night!

    He who wanders, is not always lost.

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  2. NoelleMon Oct 01, 06:25:00 AM MDT

    Or just grab some of that no-drip Afrin and that'll clear you right up! I'm glad Phil doesn't snore, he just chomps his teeth around at night. He must have some tasty midnight snacks in his sleep!

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  3. HeatherMon Oct 01, 12:57:00 PM MDT

    So funny, where do you find these videos? I'm glad I don't snore and neither does my hubby.

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  4. NoelleTue Oct 02, 10:18:00 AM MDT

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