Tuesdays with Muerte

Here's a collection of 10 responses I've actually used over the years to fend off grannies and the like: The Awkward Reverse. "Ahhhhh, the ole' 'why are you single' question — the question that philosophers, psychiatrists, psychologists, business experts, botanists, astrologists, astronomers, academics, mechanics, writers, marketers, journalists, politicians, and the guy working at my neighborhood VASA Fitness center wrestle with. Yeah…I don’t think I know the answer either. Why do you think I’m single?" The Obvious. "Well, it's likely because I haven't found the right person yet." The Comical. "I’m on a dating fast. Except it’s not really a fast as it is feeling like I’m in the desert and barely surviving. Food and water, like potential relationships, are really just a mirage." *Break from gazing into distance.* "Wait….what was the question?" The Intellectual. "Like Emily Dickinson, I am seeing

Re: Connection During my yoga practice today, a thought occurred to me to compare the yoga concept of Prana, the vital breath, with God's connection to Adam in the Garden of Eden—He " breathed into his nostrils the breath of life ". As I practiced breathing, I visualized the air around me was a physical representation of God’s love for me. (Let that idea sink in.) For those unfamiliar with the term, what is know to yogis as  prana, the Chinese call  chi , the Japanese qi , and the Egyptians  ka . While prana is not exactly breath, air, or oxygen, this non-physical essential energy flows through and around the body and is responsible for your aliveness. In yoga, the concept of prana is very scientific. Prana means the original life force. — Prana: the Universal Life Force  by Swami Satyananda Saraswati, published in Yoga Magazine, Zinal (Switzerland), September 1981 From an LDS perspective, we learn from King Benjamin of the Book of Mormon that every breath w

Intro Everyone's heard of Gary Chapman's Five Love Languages .  But are you familiar with his equally-important book for relationships,  When Sorry Isn't Enough ? This book, published in  2013,  shares the results of a study describing the five ways people give and receive apologies.  According to the authors, Love means saying you're sorry—over and over again. Real love will be marked by apologies by the offender, and forgiveness by the offended.  The key to good relationships is learning the apology language of the other person and being willing to speak it. When you speak their primary language, you make it easier for them to genuinely forgive you. When you fail to speak their language, it makes forgiveness more difficult because they are not sure if you are genuinely apologizing (p.17).  The Quiz Here's a 20-question, online quiz  (no spam)  designed  to help you discover your apology language. Click the "Start Quiz" button to begin: Co

tl;dr — I'm trying to figure out what President Hinckley meant when he said, "our safety lies in repentance." I think he is referring to safety from fear, from physical danger, from the burden of sin, and from the power of the destroyer through covenants. What do you think he means? Scripture Study Question of the Day: Why Does 'Safety Lie in Repentance'? In the wake of the 9/11 attacks, LDS President, Gordon B. Hinckley, gave a prophetic General Conference address entitled, The Times in Which We Live , in which he taught, "Great are the promises concerning this land of America. We are told unequivocally that it 'is a choice land, and whatsoever nation shall possess it shall be free from bondage, and from captivity, and from all other nations under heaven, if they will but serve the God of the land, who is Jesus Christ' ( Ether 2:12 ). This is the crux of the entire matter—obedience to the commandments of God." That's an uplifting prom

Bill Cosby playing "Horsey" with Peter was one of my favorite moments of The Cosby Show.  The Knight can cover every space of the board consecutively without repeating a space. RIP Han Solo Husky knows you're making lunch w/o her. Tag your family member #Emmet Love this photography technique. Every graphic designer knows this project manager. Skillzzzz. Oh…*nice!* ~Loki Saving this one for April 1.  When I learn my friend's engaged…to a girl he met 17 days ago. I restrained myself from posting this on every political fb post this year … I'm so grateful for people who can engage in civil dialogue. Waiting for Season 4 like… Try out this dance. It's fun. Math. If washrooms had gifs instead of signs. "Live long and prosper." Fantastic Mr. Fox. Finally. "Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side

What are all my options in Utah?  In Utah this year, we only have 25 eligible presidential candidates for whom we can legally vote: There will be  10 presidential candidates on the ballot . There are an additional  15 eligible names that can be written in . Links to all the 2016 candidates  and their positions on issues (including Evan McMullin ). Who can I write in? Between the #NeverHillary and the #NeverTrump folks, there's a lot of talk about write-in votes this year. Based on past experience, it is likely that most of the people threatening this course of action won't actually do it, and will either line up behind the major party candidate they find less odious, or will choose a third party candidate like conservative independent, Evan McMullin. But for those who really do attempt a write-in, though, what will happen? The answer to that varies by the state in which the voter resides: Seven (7) states do not allow write-ins at all—Arkansas, Hawaii, Lou

Close your eyes, think of your mother, and you will likely recall her voice reciting familiar sayings. I am lucky to have a mom that loves her kids and takes her job as Mom very seriously. Here's a short list of some of her sayings that occasionally wander through my mind: "Are you full, Bryan?" My mom obviously favored me when it came to helping size while growing up. I was always running around and never seemed to gain weight. My mom's concern for my weight included perks like being served first more often than not, and also receiving the largest slices of dessert. "You look so good in green, and gold. Avoid white; it makes you look washed out." My mom helped me understand the importance of fashion.  In all likelihood, I'd have opted to wear sweatpants and t-shirts my whole adolescence had it not have been for her direction. "Take your school bag up to your room, please." And "when you see a cabinet open, close it."