Semi-Normal Walmart Experience

Still frightened from my last Walmart experience, I convinced my roommate, Rob, to be my Wally World wingman today. We chatted about technology, distracting ourselves from the potential horrors that surrounded us.

It worked almost the entire time! Only two minor distractors:

A 200 lb. 9-year-old threw a tandrum in the frozen isle when his mother wouldn't let him by the pizza in addition to the soda and candy he had clutched under his wings. (He was forced to pick only one for his dinner.)
The checkout was awkward. Rob and I waited in separate lines with only one person in front of each of us. Just as I was about to place my 3 items on the belt, the cashier turned her light off and ushered me to another line. Rob ended up waiting an extra 5 minutes for me.

All in all, not a bad experience. I might venture alone next time. On second thought...

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