Today, I was surprised to find myself with three seperate dinners given to me by three different friends here in my ward: Tortilla Soup, Ravioli, and Pork with vegetables.
This can happen for you too! Here's how:
This can happen for you too! Here's how:
- Throw frisbees at girls' windows while they are just sitting down to eat. Then knock on their door to retrieve it and apologize. Then say, "boy, that looks good..."
- Tell good cooks that a loved one has recently passed away.
- Remind people that you are leaving town forever and act lethargic. Dinners will magically appear in tupperware at your doorstep.
- Host a food drive, but then, exchange some of the good food for some cheap stuff in you cupboard.
- Make friends with foreigners and tell them that you love the food from their culture.
- Make food for others.
Thank goodness none of your grandparents died for you to cash in. I can see you doing the cultural one and the frisbee one for sure. You are a lucky dog!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many of your Carriage Cove admirers have read this... I'm guessing that you believe not to have many. Then again, maybe you just thought it to be funny knowing that half a dozen admirers would in deed read this. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm dying to know, which is the one you have not tried?
ReplyDeleteDid you try Method #2 with the fish or is that the untried method?
ReplyDeleteIt's good to go after what you want! Most of the time, people would like to give it to you! :)
That would have been legit Mom, but you're right. #2 was the untried method.
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