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I Am a Fruit Ninja


Samurai Warrior vs. 93 MPH Fastball

I fancy myself a fruit ninja. I can do [something like] this, on my first try!  A couple months ago, I was bet a pizza that I couldn't slice an apple clean in half with a kitchen knife. The only condition was that I had to get at least 40% of the apple on each half in a single stroke.

After about 3-5 minutes of kneeling in meditation, focusing on ujjayi (victory) breathing, I stepped up to the challenge. Tossing the apple up with one hand and bringing the knife down swiftly with the other. The apple was cut right down the middle. Pizza earned!

p.s. Ryan, if you read this blog, please email me the video you took of it on your phone.

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  1. Julie TTue Jun 30, 02:00:00 PM MDT

    Okay, you're not pulling our leg are you? Did you get to practice? Top down or bottom up? That would make yet another good reunion exhibition! :)

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  2. Julie TThu Jul 02, 09:20:00 AM MDT

    I'm checking back and not finding any of my questions answered....

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  3. HeatherThu Jul 02, 11:32:00 AM MDT

    Um, I REALLY want to see the video on this. Can you track this Ryan down? We need visuals!

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