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How to Put on a Pair of Pants


10 Easy Steps:

1. Unfold, the pants.

2. Unbutton and unzip, the pants.

3. Grip waist by the seam while simultaneously checking pockets for objects.

4. Lift less-dominant leg at the knee. (Don't fall over.)

5. Slide less-dominant leg into respective pant leg.

6. Repeat steps 4 and 5 with the dominant leg.

7. Lift pant at the waist seam until the crotch of the pants fit snugly against your body.

8. Button/snap/close, the pants.

9. Zip up, the pants.

10. Make final adjustments to the fit. (e.g. shove hands into pockets to create space between the crotch of the pants and your body.)


*Or you could just do this . . .



BTW, Daniel Boone hated coon-skin caps. It's true; I read it on the internet.

Comments

  1. NoelleFri Mar 06, 08:03:00 AM MST

    Wow, I wonder how many biffs he made when he was filming himself jumping into his pants. :)

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  2. Julie and SpencerFri Mar 06, 03:47:00 PM MST

    I didn't really understand the purpose of the post (other than to make me laugh at how true your pants-put-on steps were). Until I scrolled down and watched the video. This is great! I want to try it now. Have you tried it?

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  3. HeatherFri Mar 06, 07:48:00 PM MST

    I don't think I should try that at this stage of pregnancy, but I'd watch you give it a go...

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  4. Julie TSun Mar 08, 10:16:00 PM MDT

    Hey, Bry...instead of Swedish Chef next time we meet for Christmas, maybe you could demonstrate the back flip and zip for us! That was a totally awesome progression that I won't forget for a long time! :)

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