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Funny Images from Around the Net (October 24, 2008)



Jesus had better be the name of a Hispanic Hair Stylist!



I hate getting pwned in water fights. Do you guys remember when I spended my entire allotment of "board money" to buy our family 4 Super Soakers? My reasoning behind that was two-fold: I wanted to do something kind and selfless for the family (while still reaping some of the benefits myself) and also I wanted to be prepared in case our entire family fell under attack. I took the scout motto, Be Prepared, very seriously.



I wonder if people today actually ask their dentist about which brand of cigarette will scar and discolor their teeth least? Someone should ask Uncle Rob. (BTW, this ad is featured in Newsweek this week, Oct. 27.)



A Feline NEVER forgets...
It also has a shutter-speed setting of 19 hours sometimes.



Who here thinks that this would be INCREDIBLY fun and who thinks that it would just be INCREDIBLY mordifying, painful and humiliating to try?




Do you guys remember when "Marshmallow Muscles" was an insult. Well, I guess it still is... (Is it just me or is the grandma on the right actually a dude in a wig?) At first I thought this was Pee Wee Olympic Arm Wrestling, but now I see that it's an immunization line.

Comments

  1. ha ha, nice one. I didn't realize you spent all your board money on those super soakers. Those were a lot of family fun, thanks for thinking of others.

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  2. i too loved the soakers! that granny is a guy. the ATMs would be terrifying as a mother. the cat's shutter speed made me laugh, too true.theouter 2 gals are most unfortunate of face.

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  3. That dude is definitely wearing a wig; and no, that would not be a bit fun for me or for most. But there are those who would LOVE arching thru the air on an ATV.

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