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What do I need in a girl?

So, Bryson and I were talking the other day about girls...

and we both concluded that, even after all the list-making and dating experience we have had, we simply have no idea what we are looking for in a girl to marry.

Sure, there are some attributes that we each prefer. But, at this point, I'm not so exclusive to say, "I will not date anyone with or without a certain quality." That's too picky in my opinion.

From what YOU know about me, I'd love to your opinion on what kind of girl I need.

Here are some stimulating pictures of different kinds of girls to get your mental juices flowing:

Too Homely


Too Old/Foreign


Too Ditsy


Too Worldly


Too homeless


Mom:
Well, Bryan...people that I've described you to say that you need a "balloon holder" because you are a creative, free spirit that doesn't like to worry much about time, details, deadlines and the like. You need someone with some of the characteristics that you may not be strong on (whatever those are...) But I think you definitely need an athletic, outdoorsy person who can honor your non-talkative style. And someone who likes to cook so you can gain some weight! :)

Heather:
LOVED the pics on this post. Hilarious. A girl for you. Hmm. I'd say the most important thing is that she realizes how awesome you are! But since girls you don't know can't know that, I'd go for one who is patient, loving and has a good sense of humor. Someone who will always be firm in the faith and strengthen and support her family. Good cook always helps too.

Noelle:
This was a very funny post. I liked all the girls you picked that you would not date. As for someone you should date, I'd say she needs to be somewhat outdoorsy and athletic. I'd say she's fun loving and has a good sense of humor. She is probably fairly organized to help keep you on track. And obviously, she has a strong testimony.
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  1. Well, Bryan...people that I've described you to say that you need a "balloon holder" because you are a creative, free spirit that doesn't like to worry much about time, details, deadlines and the like. You need someone with some of the characteristics that you may not be strong on (whatever those are...) But I think you definitely need an athletic, outdoorsy person who can honor your non-talkative style. And someone who likes to cook so you can gain some weight! :)

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  2. This was a very funny post. I liked all the girls you picked that you would not date. As for someone you should date, I'd say she needs to be somewhat outdoorsy and athletic. I'd say she's fun loving and has a good sense of humor. She is probably fairly organized to help keep you on track. And obviously, she has a strong testimony.

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  3. LOVED the pics on this post. Hilarious. A girl for you. Hmm. I'd say the most important thing is that she realizes how awesome you are! But since girls you don't know can't know that, I'd go for one who is patient, loving and has a good sense of humor. Someone who will always be firm in the faith and strengthen and support her family. Good cook always helps too.

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  4. The girl that would be right for Mr. Brian Tanner can be summed up in two simple words: Ghetto Booty. Seriously, after one whole year of conjugal experience under my belt, I would say what you really need is someone that has similar values on how they spend their time and what they are interested in.

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