Tuesdays with Muerte

A great girl knew that I was having trouble meeting my P90X goal of 4000 calories a day. Today, she took me out for a sandwich at Mimi's Cafe worth 1900 calories. She wanted to repay me for helping her with a little problem she had. The sandwich was incredible! It was called Turkey Pesto on Ciablahblah bread. Here's a picture. I ordered onion rings as a side just so it is would add to the total calories. I imagine with all the buttery zuchini and banana bread that I ate, the full meal was over 2500! Thanks Tracey! p.s. Tracey told me that Mimi's Cafe Hot Chocolate is just Costco packets in a nice cup with whipped cream on top. p.p.s. Beware, Mimi's Cafe doesn't sell any dish under 700 calories; and that is a salad without dressing!

Your Soul is Communicative You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there. For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing. Source:  Inside the Room of Your Soul

After returning home from paintballing, I found a giant hole in my left trouser leg. I borrowed my roommates "Missionary Grooming and Sewing Kit" and did my best to mend the tear. It's not my best work... This pair of jeans has officially become my "Work Pair." P.S. When paintballing, don't wear anything under your pants that you don't want to get torn and colored pink.

Some friends of mine were talking about their families deciding to sue or not to sue big companies over the health of their loved ones. That got me thinking, so I decided Google ridiculous law suits and found a bunch that I thought were quite humorous. [NOTE: IT HAS RECENTLY BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT ALL OF THESE CLAIMS ARE ALL FICTIONAL AND HAVE BEEN PASSED ON AS URBAN LEGENDS SINCE AT LEAST 2001.] 5th Place (Tied) Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms. Robertson’s son. 5th Place (Tied) 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the...

Today, I was surprised to find myself with three seperate dinners given to me by three different friends here in my ward: Tortilla Soup, Ravioli, and Pork with vegetables. This can happen for you too! Here's how: Throw frisbees at girls'  windows while they are just sitting down to eat. Then knock on their door to retrieve it and apologize. Then say, "boy, that looks good..." Tell good cooks that a loved one has recently passed away. Remind people that you are leaving town forever and act lethargic. Dinners will magically appear in tupperware at your doorstep. Host a food drive, but then, exchange some of the good food for some cheap stuff in you cupboard. Make friends with foreigners and tell them that you love the food from their culture. Make food for others.

Plot Summary Wendy Watson is recruited by The Middleman as his protégée. The Middleman, a milk-guzzling comic-book-like superhero, protects humanity from the supernatural forces that lurk in the shadows. The show was given a 9.1/10 by TV.com The first episode is super-cheesy, so give it at least two episodes. By then, you'll fall in love with the characters and appreciate it for what it is.

Instead of posting pictures of each of my battle wounds, I'll just show you one, and let you imagine the rest: Wounds: Welt on my left hip Welt on my left side Welt on my left thigh Welt on my right side and slightly back scrape on my right thumb scrapes on both my left and right shins bruised nail on the middle finger of my left hand abrasions between my third and fourth fingers of my left hand