Tuesdays with Muerte

German Movie makers of the 60s tried to predict what kind of dancing we'd do in the future. FAIL. They would have never come up with the Macarena.

Be prepared to comment on which one seems most believable to you. 1. Aunt Voula: "All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin." 2. Christopher Walken's ghost from The Deer Hunter. 3. "Help me, Cannon-sitting people of a galaxy far, far away; you are my only hope!" 4. This is no ghost! It's a reverse vampire! 5. Can't a ghost skip a rock in peace?! 6. I know there's a lot going on in this picture, but can you spot the Grim Reaper? Bonus Round: Ghosts in Movies: 7. Three Men and a Baby - The alleged "Ghost" in this scene is just a "standee" [a stand-up cardboard cutout used for adv...

I can't decide whether I love Peeps or I hate them. My mom knows that I used to love them. When my sisters and I would get them as Easter gifts, I think I ended up eating the sum of them. For me, Peeps have always been a "food" to eat when you don't have any self-control. [This may be the reason why they are such a popular item at Walmart.] Everyone knows they are bad for you. Everyone agrees that they don't taste very good. The allure is that they are so darn cute, you just want to eat them up. [Bonus: they are almost pure sugar.] I don't think I've eaten a Peep in years. Perhaps one of my roommates got a pack a couple of years ago, but he was really possessive and kept them safe in his room. I may never eat another Peep again. But I may try this: Peeps Lip Balm Review “Peeps flavored lip balms do in fact exist. Available on Amazon for $3.99, or apparently in the Target $1 bins, they come in four different marshmallow cream flavors: grape, strawber...

This years pranks weren't the greatest. I was only fooled once (and no, it wasn't by Google); it was by one of my own family members. I'm duped every year by someone in my family. Two years ago, my 80-year-old, widowed grandma had us all convinced that she was remarrying. Last year, Feather tricked me somehow. This time, it was at the hand of my younger, married sister, Belle. I am an April Fool. Every year . 1. Squeez Bacon® 2. Eagle Eyes: Governments have been using this technology for years. Now the "Everyday Man" can spy through other people's webcams like the best of them. 3. Automatic Mood Detection in Windows Live Messenger. 4. Flights to Mars - Complete Mars Vacation Guide - Expedia Space. 5. "Green" BusinessCar - BMW reveals Magnetic Tow Technology. 6. Warner Bros. Acquires The Pirate Bay. 7. Mazda RX-8 remote controlled with iPod touch . Batman said to be jealous but coping. 8. New animal species discovered . My favorite is the ...

Have a nice slice of Karma, Bro. "Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act non-virtuously, suffering results." - Sakyong Mipham "You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late." - Ralph Waldo Emerson "Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny." - Steven R. Covey "Everybody comes from the same source. If you hate another human being, you're hating part of yourself." - Elvis Presley, American rock 'n' roll icon (1935-1977) "Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein." - Proverbs "Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace." - Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama), Indian philosopher and founder of Buddhism (c. 563-c. 483 B.C.) "...

This is probably my favorite prank video of all time. The prank revolves around a PETA activist named Bryant who gets hooked into volunteering to clean up an animal testing lab. Enjoy!

GEN 19:4-8 A group of sexually depraved men demand that Lot turn over to them his 2 male visitors. Lot offers his 2 virgin daughters instead. (Later Lot gets his 2 daughters pregnant) GEN 38:13-19 Tamar plays the role of harlot in order to have sexual intercourse with her father-in-law. She conceives and twins are born. NUM 31:31:40 32,000 virgins are taken by the Israelites as booty, of which 32 are set aside as a tribute for the Lord. DEUT 21:10-14 With the Lords approval, the Israelites are allowed to kidnap "beautiful women" from the enemy camp to be their trial wives. If, after having sexual relations, a man has "no delight" in his wife, he can simply let her go. JUDG 4:20-21 Jael, an Israelite woman, slays Sisera, the Canaanite Captain, by luring him in to rest in her tent. When he is asleep, she drives one of her tent stakes through one of his temples and out the other and anchors his head to the ground. Then she leaves him there for people to come in an see...