Tuesdays with Muerte

EASY “ET phone home.” - ET, ET “Khaaaan!” - Captain James T. Kirk, Start Trek: Wrath of Khan “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!” -Inigo, The Princess Bride “He’s dead, Jim.” - McCoy, ST:TOS “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” - Obi-Wan, Star Wars “Bring out your dead.” - Medieval Street Cleaner, Monty Python and the Holy Grail “Danger Will Robinson! Danger!” - Robbie the Robot, Lost in Space “Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?” - El Guapo, ¡Three Amigos" “Don’t panic” - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini, The Princess Bride “Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.” - Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back "There can be only one!" - Highlander, Highlander “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side, kid.” -Han Solo, Star Wars “To infinity..and beyond!” Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story...

Merry Christmas Happy New Year.

I thought this photo session was too precious to not appreciate through a couple minutes of Ps. My next task will be to cut and paste the faces of my true friends over these animals' faces...

Watch their mouths while they sing.

PART I - This dream was vivid, like the rest. But this time, I only included chunks of the detailed dream in this account. Tell me, do you prefer to have the full dream in summary or chunky details? I went in and began to browse. The first thing that caught my eye was a super discounted Speedo on the sales rack (Size M). $15.95?! That's outlandish! Then my eyes raced to some boots that looked like they were from outer space (very cool). On the other side, I was drawn to a snazzy, brown jacket (similar to the one I already have). The sales man was closing up. Asked me what I was looking at. Took my items downstairs and told me, there may be something we can do about the price on these items. Not wanting to miss a deal I followed him. Soon, all the racks were taken down by store employees and the remaining shoppers were ushered to tables situated around the room. We were being made card carrying members of Sports Authority. In order to qualify for the card we had to...

Here are samples from 2 of my favorite Japanese Animation movie soundtracks: *Download all six songs by clicking this Mediafire link: Anime Folder Princess Mononoke: Combined with beautiful vistas depicted in traditional Japanese style, this music transcends the movie watching experience and takes the viewer to a tranquil paradise of culture and symbolism. 1. The Tale of Ashitaka 2. Princess Mononoke 3. Departure to the West Spirited Away: This soundtrack is much more down to earth. The film comes off as a playful children's story but has serious underlying life lessons for viewers of all ages. 1. Ano hi no Kawa E 2. Abura ya 3. Samishii Samishii

I'm a beginner at Photoshop manipulations. When I saw this image, I had to make a demotivational poster of this classic wedding proposal: I thought this woman's face was priceless. Too many thoughts going on though; the connected thought clouds causes humor loss.