Tuesdays with Muerte

During the world series, Scott would act pretty queer , or strange, if you prefer. Pre-game Rituals Before the games, he would fire himself up by dressing up in his Yankees costume hours before the first pitch and double high-five anyone within visual distance. Game Rituals Then during the game, we would sit in front of our HDTV with the remote in one hand a jug of riot punch [see urbandictionary.com ] in the other. Whenever, the Yankees made a good play, Scott would stand up and slam his head against my door and proclaim that he was "friggn' pumped!" Post-Game Rituals After Yankee wins, he would go out to the local bowling alley and celebrate with his Yankee friends by bowling a few games. Each would release their exuberance by acting goofy and performing funny dances for one another (and the rest of the patrons) after each bowl. I'm glad the Yankees won the pennant. (And that the riot punch is out of the apartment.)

To communicate more with visitors to my site (if you really do exist), I've installed a Google Talk feature in the left column of my page that lets you chat with me. It's called "chatback" - instead of me doing all the talking on my blog, you can talk back to me. You should still leave comments, but I understand those are public and hard to use for a real conversation. With chatback it's a real instant message session. If I'm available you can just click and start chatting. A window like the one to the right will pop-up on your screen. The way it works is I'm "online," or available to chat, whenever I'm signed on to gmail. You don't need any sort of account or anything to chat with me. If  you want to put this on your own blog/site, go here . All you'll need a gmail account. Say hi and let me know what you think. *Special thanks to my friend Doug for introducing it to me through his blog.

Face-hair Last Night Nothing This Morning

This was from some beard contest from back in the day. Guy who enters at :21 seconds will blow your mind! This dude better have won because that beard is amazing. He totally styled it like a birdcage around his freaking head.

I made the picture black and white because I'm wearing a pink shirt. And we all know pink clashes with red. (And I'm in San Fransisco.)

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The Conundrum : Many girls argue that it's unfair that a guy can make out with a different girl every week, and he's considered a legend. But if a girl makes out with just two guys in a year, she's a slut.  Some say there is no good explanation to qualify that claim. The Lock and Key Analogy : Here's one explanation (which I don't agree with, but find hilarious). If a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a whorable lock.